This is just twisted OMG
This is submitted by a man who claims to have been her personal assistant. Dur to the anonymity I am suspect but to even release this statement is twisted.
Bel Air, CA
2/9/07
I was a personal assistant for Anna Nicole Smith for about 11 weeks. It was a great job and she was a very pleasant and generous woman. I handled many of her personal tasks that ranged from picking up her dry cleaning, caring for her dog, arranging meals, household errands, etc.
I would like to disclose something to the general public that will eventually be exposed anyhow. One day as I was cleaning her kitchen after she had entertained guests for the evening something very very unusual happened.
It was the morning after and all of her overnight visitors had already left so I assumed that her and I were the only ones on the property when I heard noises from her bedroom. Out of concern I walked up to her master bedroom to notice that her bedroom door was slightly closed but open enough to partially see inside. As soon as I noticed that she was engaged in a sexual episode I quietly walked back to the kitchen as not to invade on her privacy.
Several hours had past and keep in mind there were no other visitors in the house except her and I and her “partner”. I eventually moved on to cleaning other areas of the house when I happened to come across her bedroom and this time her bedroom door was wide open. This is what I saw. You draw your own conclusions but this is only what I saw.
I noticed several items of clothing scattered about and Anna Nicole Smith was in a very sexually explicit embrace partially under the covers and partially exposed with her son embracing her fully nude body. As this went on I was shocked to see that Anna Nicole had noticed that I had viewed them but suprisingly she did not alert her son to this while they were in the midst of their physical activities.
I eventually had a quiet talk with Anna Nicole later on that day in private and she let me go saying that she no longer needed my services. She was nice enough to let me depart with a very generous bonus.
I am a struggling male writer in L.A. and for me to just say all that I have written here in public would expose me to lots of ridicule and needless skepticism that would conflict with my life as an aspiring writer.
February 9th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
OMG that would expain alot of things
February 9th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
BostonBob I did not write it someone emailed it to me
February 9th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
Hey at least I am not claiming I used to sleep with her
February 9th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Cool I hope you have a good weekend
February 11th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
As alarming as this sounds i feel there must be some validity in what you observed.IN HOLLYWOOD WHERE DYSFUNCTIONS AND INSANITY RUN RAMPANT WE SEE THE HORRIFIC TRAGEDY IN STARDOM.It is the truth that often is hidden.MOST LIKELY DENIAL OVERSHADOWS HER TRUTH THE INABILITY TO FACE THE HORROR OF BEING MANIPULATIVE AND CREATING THE BONDAGE AFFECTS OF UNREQUITED LOVE………WHEN INCEST PLAYS A PART WE ARE DEALING WITH A SICK PERSON HIDING BEHIND BEAUTY WHICH COVERS UP THE LIES AND SECRETS HER SOUL COULD NO LONGER FUNCTION WITH……..that is why beauty lies within. HOLLYWOOD IS THE MARK OF THE DEVIL.
February 13th, 2007 at 12:38 am
“I am a struggling male writer”
Writer? You gotta be kidding! He better get used to the “struggling” part of “struggling writer”, because he sure does struggle with putting a sentance together!
“…I assumed that her and I were the…”
“…in the house except her and I and her ‘partner’…”
February 13th, 2007 at 1:00 am
that would explain a lot of things. especially why she doesn’t want a paternity check.
February 14th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
umm, hi atlantaman, just wanted to say that if you wish to be a critic, maybe you should lurn how to spell the word sentence. And try to spot the deliberate mistake here!
February 14th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
i think its all just ridiculous this man in his own words is a struggling writer and i thik he is just trying to make some money off the death of a sad woman who had alot of issues, move on saddo.
February 15th, 2007 at 12:57 am
laura lady is almost certainly quite correct in her
analysis. but it just occurred to me, if this writer(?)
is really keen on making money, why didn’t he get the scene on his mobile? now THAT picture would make him a seriously rich guy. who would pay to see that? don’t know about you literature lovers, but me? well . . .
February 15th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
WTF!!!!!YOU MUST BE A CRAZY SICK BASTARD!!!MUTHER FUCKER ANNA NICOLE IS DEAD,ALONG WITH HER SON AND YOU ARE WRITING THESE FUCKING SICK ACCUSATIONS.YOU SHOULD BE TIED FEET & HANDS THEN SHOT IN THE DICK,BALLS,AND EYES.SHAME,SHAME,SHAME ON YOU SICK BASTARD SON OF A NASTY 2 BIT WHORE!!!!!!!GO TO HELL SICK SHIT HEAD!!!!!
February 16th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
would like to preface my statement by saying that I liked Anna and am very sorry to hear about her death, but something seems odd to me. Both deaths (Daniel and Anna) are very suspicious. First, Daniel dies three days after Dannilynn was born. They have not determined if it was accidental, suicide, or homicide. Now Anna is dead just as the judge sets an absolute date for paternity testing for Dannilynn. We know about the close relationship Anna had with her son, but could it have been more than meets the eye? Dannilynn looks an exactly like Daniel and they were only half “siblings”. Does anyone here besides me think that there may be a connection between the deaths and the baby?
February 23rd, 2007 at 11:11 am
I thought the same thing ..why run and hide? Besides there is a term psychologist use for mothers acting like thier son is there boyfreind.When a woamn has no spose or feels her spouse is not for her , they turn to thier sons like boyfriends..the truth will come out..the baby will have the same y chromosomes..they know when it is a relativew..the dad
February 25th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
That would make TOTAL sense that the baby was her son’s. That is why Howard Stern agreed to sign the birth certificate in the Bahamas where they would not question the father, so to speak. I bet that when he found out that the baby was her son’s, they both made this story up to cover it up. And naming the child Danielyn. Oh yeah, that makes sense.
March 7th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Lousy writer. Will continue to ’struggle.’ Notice how he didn’t have the guts to submit it to a celebrity rag because he knows it is pure fiction.
March 10th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Incest babies can get born okay, and not show deformities like a wonky eye or 3 nipples. People need to chill when it comes to incest and stuff. So what if Anna slept with a family member? Nothin wrong with that as long as it ain’t a horse or somthing.
March 11th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
OK…and now your going to claim..your the babies father?
Get a life…what on earth…is spreading this going to do..except hurt Anna and her memory…
and advance your 15 min to fame…
I hope it was worth it..
what was your name again..jusy so I dont read anything else you print.
March 12th, 2007 at 11:07 am
Ok..this is just a bold face lie and I can’t believe so many of you are buying it-
his grammer is not that of a writer as those of you with intellegence have stated..and she had more than one dog-he says DOG, not Dogs, he would have known this if he were really there takeing care of them and to say something like this, you will surely rot in hell- not that I’m an authority- but it is wrong- wrong- wrong!
March 12th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
You lie your ass off. You slept with your mama and you know it!!!!!!!!!!! Your writing skills SUX!!!!!!!!!!
March 24th, 2007 at 3:06 am
OMG, i tottaly know the assisant who wrote the letter, he did work for Anna i know that she paid him off because he took us all out for drinks, and this broke writer ass never had any money so she must have dropped a wad on him , the next day he went out and bought tickets on a cruise for him and his boyfriend. I havent seen him since, and he didnt say anything about the event, but he is a stand up guy and not a liar, i believe him. this is not the first time i have herd this, i also herd it from a source at People.
we will al know the truth soon enough
March 26th, 2007 at 1:06 am
How dare you to speak of the dead in that way!!! You know you have absolutly no validation in what you wrote. Why are you trying to defoul someone’s memory? When she already had a very troubled past and after losing her beloved child. You can’t possibly be a parent because you would not have written such slanderous filth!!! I hope that nothing you “write” ever sees the light of day, you stupid, sick, little man!!!!! May God have mercy on your soul!!!!!!!
March 27th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
umm… the baby’s name is dannielynn. the son’s name is daniel, anna nicole’s real name is vicki lynn. this is obvious. it’s not a matter of tarnishing the memory of the dead. incest happens– it’s a horrible abuse and i’m sure you all appreciate that it’s usually kept secret, but it’s just so clearly what happened here.
May 4th, 2008 at 11:51 am
I sure hope it’s true; there’s really nothing more beautiful than a woman having loving sex with her son, and Anna is a woman who desperately needs some genuine love in her life!